Have you ever known anyone who played a round of golf with only a five iron and a few golf balls stuffed into their pocket? I have. They will invariably tell of the skills that are honed and the pure simplicity of the game when unencumbered by all of the latest and greatest golf gadgets known to man. Back when I used to torture myself, thinking I might get "good" at this most maddening of sports, I always thought, "I should do that one day", or, "Wow, are you insane?" Either response driven of course by however I might have done out on the golf course that particular day. I've long since given up golf, but have never lost that very cool image in my mind of walking a course, lazily swinging my five iron like Gene Kelly's cane (ugh, I'm old!) twirling through the air as I stroll from shot to shot, hole to hole, getting better with each stroke.
Fast forward a decade (or two) and I found myself contemplating the "bag-less round" again. This time brought on by cycling of all things. My bicycles take me to many places, and I try to see, and really notice as much as I can (usually)... when I'm not too busy wiping the sweat out of my eyes. Lately my daily rides have been going by a beautiful golf course out in the country and it set me to wondering. I do that a lot while riding. Anyway, I thought, what I'm doing, right now, is the cycling equivalent to the "one club" round of golf. What? How can that possibly be, you ask?
It's the bike. As mentioned previously, I've been riding a fixed gear bike quite a lot lately. Before my accident just over a month ago, I was riding it exclusively for my commutes. My efforts to log the extra miles that I missed while recuperating has dictated that I find new, longer routes to and from work as I try desperately to prepare for the upcoming '09 cyclocross season. This is of course what led me to be riding out in the countryside, adjacent to a golf course... slightly worried that someone as errant off the tee as I once was (and I'm sure still am), was about to plunk me with an errant blast.
How ironic would it be if I were hit by someone playing with only their five iron? Golf's equivalent to the fixed gear bike. A fixed gear bike, some would argue, belongs on the track. Period. The benefits of riding one on the road are debated and sometimes derided by many cycling "gurus". Some riders use them because they're the "cool" thing. Think urban hipster with message-less messenger bag, ultra fashionable cropped-at-the-knee riding pants topped off by a "Save the Planet" tee and a backwards Campagnolo cycling cap. Many, myself included, hope that I'm benefiting from something that I simply enjoy, not for the sake of fashion or because it's cool, but because it's a form of cycling that I had always found intimidating, especially as a means of transportation.
The fixed gear bike does not allow for breaks. There is no seventh inning stretch, no half time, no coasting to catch the breath. You're 100% "on" until you get to your destination. Forget that bit about no coasting and you get anything from a mildly unpleasant jolt to a near hip dislocation as your leg is forcibly jerked up into the air as if under someone else's power. It's a very strange sensation, that whirling, jarring reminder to pay attention.
Approaching a climb on a "fixie" is a bit different than on a standard geared bike too. There are no quick calculations while trying to match some magic gearing combination to the approaching gradient. No thoughts of optimal shift points to maximize speed up the incline. You simply bear down and carry as much speed into the hill as possible and then grind out the last part as the lactic acid burn starts to set in. Simple? Yes. Elegant? Not always. But it sure gets you in tune with where you're at both mentally and physically. Fifteen miles on flat to rolling terrain can seem like Alp d' Huez when the wind is blowing in your face at 20+ mph the whole time. And you just have to deal with it. No searching for that pitching wedge of a lower gear, no golf cart-like alternate path to the destination, just simple determination and concentration.
On the flats, you simply cruise along, mechanically silent, at as high a leg speed as you feel comfortable. Simple, so long as your mind doesn't over-ride what your legs already know... DO - NOT - STOP - PEDALING! You very quickly begin to realize how much coasting is done on a typical ride once you hit the road on a fixie. Let's just say, A LOT. Beware too, the downhill. Even a mild decline can rapidly turn into a whirling dervish of crazily spinning legs that would rival your mom's old Oster blender. Control. You always have to maintain control... always.
Hmm.. the fixed gear bike as transportation... cycling's rough equivalent to the equally oddball 5 iron-only round of golf. I think I may go out in the garage and dust off that five iron... after I practice some more track stands and the oh-so-cool riding backwards! Try that on your old ten speed. Not gonna' happen. Thanks Brad R. for being the inspiration for my fixie fixation!